The Funeral Home Aptitude Test

1. Have you ever thought of a career in the funeral industry? If so, this test will provide a few real life situations you may encounter at a funeral home and offer possible solutions. There are often multiple answers that are acceptable, but different answers are worth different points. This test is a completely unscientific measure of how well I think you would do working in and around a funeral home. No experience or training is necessary, and all questions are garnered from my experience as a part time general flunky. It was also revised on 8/16/07.

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   You are walking down a darkened corridor in the funeral home. Something jumps out at you. Do you:

   Scream and run away

   Ignore it and hope it doesn't happen again

   Complement your co-worker on their cool mask

   Tell off your co-worker for trying to scare you

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