First and foremost, if you're male, a lesbian, easily offended or one of those people who thinks it's perfectly normal to lolz at internet denizens all day long but thinks meeting them is weird and sad, then this probably isn't for you.
Right. Now, how do I esplain the basic concept of this test. Well, try looking at the title. It's the thing near the top of the page. To elaborate a little, are you likely to be friendship, fuckbuddy, fun fuck or foe? I'm being far too clever for my own good and using 4 variables: They should, if I've got this anything like right, asess how well we might get on in general and how well (and how many times) we might get on in bed. This is by no means copmprehensive or complete, but even my cesspool of a mind can't handle that many pervy thoughts in one go!
I won't lie, the idea of a purely carnal one off meeting is more than fine by me and the idea of simply chatting about the weather isn't. Various stages in between may be more or less enticing, the point is for you to answer honestly to see what I think at the end, not to try and get a certain score so your test page looks more amusing, sexy, etc.
All the questions are asked from my point of view, and answers are from yours. Hence I means me (as in me, the test writer) in the question, and you (as in the answerer) in the answer. Just worth making clear as a lot of test seem to mix them up and get confused!
Anyway, enough talking, let's get down to it...
