The Farting Persona Test

1. Farting. We all do it. Some of us do it with pride, some with shame, and some with a diabolical glee that would give Hitler himself pause. How do you knock a fart? Are you considered wise by bending over and speaking from your rear? Do you announce your coming with a trumpet blast? Or do you live in fear of the day when your dirty little secret will be revealed, perhaps at the worst of moments? Take this test, and you will know.

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