The Ends Justify The Means Test

1. This test is designed to figure out how big a jerk you may be. We all use people, rather than lie about it, tell us a little bit about what your motivation was, did the ends really justify the means?
2. 1

   A Friend of yours invites you to hang out. At the same time, a man/woman that you like asks you if you want to do something. Do you -

   Tell your friend to buzz off, booty calls come first.

   Lie to your friend, and make up some excuse, like your moms cousin's best friends dog got run over by a car.

   Tell the man/woman you like that you have plans with your friend

   Screw going out, friends is on.

3. 2

   A co-worker of yours has tickets to a concert that you want to go to, do you -

   Try to be thier pal, in the hopes they will invite you

   Tell them straight out that they need to take you

   Bribe them with money and/or sexual innuendo

4. 3

   Your standing in line at a gas staion, waiting to pay for your gas. Your in a hurry, and a little old lady comes up behind you and asks if she can go ahead of you. Do you -

   Tell her to bugger off, your in a hurry

   Tell her to go ahead of you

   Haul off and slug her in the jaw, letting her know you aren't above beating up an old lady.

   Pretend you don't hear her, and continue waiting.

5. 4

   You and a co-worker who you know well are applying for the same management job, do you -

   Let your boss know about the time they were getting high out by the dumpster

   Make up a lie about them to make them look bad

   Wish your friend good luck, and may the best man win.

   Backstab him. That A-hole slept with your girlfriend.

6. 5

   You need to get to a family reunion, but it's over 100 miles away and your car is broke.

   Casually invite a friend to go with you, and suggetst using thier car

   Hop on the greyhound

   Try to persuade a friend to give up thier ride for the weekend

   Forget it, nobody wants to see uncle Frank eat thirty hot dogs again.

Finished!