This is the Dude, Meff or Freak Test.
It will determine whether you are, in my eyes at least, a dude, a meff*, or a freak.
Do you consider yourself somebody who is stylish and should be looked upto? Maybe you wish to conform to normality and are quite happy to blend into the crowd? Or even, you want to be considered an absolute weirdo (I'm sure it must have some plusses)? If so then give this test a go. Results won't be conclusive (there's only 5 Q's), but it may offer some reassurance.
*a meff is Scouse for fool, idiot, divvy (all meant light-heartedly, of course).