The Drag Queen Test

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2. So, here you are...

   Did your mother secretly want a girl and make you wear dresses for the first six years of your life? Or perhaps you went out for gymnastics and loved the feel of spandex on your freshly shaved thighs. Maybe it's something else altogether; you just find yourself strangely excited by the thought of a PVC skirt and 8 inch platform heels on a 6 ft tall woman who has the deepest voice you've ever heard. Who knows what your deal is? Give us a few moments and some straight answers and we'll tell you.
   
   By the way, your lipstick is way too dark.

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