The Double-Secret CIA Test

1. Come in. Please sit down. Make yourself comfortable. Coffee? No? Very well then. We appreciate your interest in our organization. Naturally you understand that, given the nature of our business, we cannot give you so much as an application until we verify that you are of sound and properly-adjusted mind. We're after the best and the brightest, and lateral thinking is imperative, but we don't want any psychos or laughers or screamers, or young hoods who put on a tie and shower and shave and somehow manage to not let the man out front see that they're hopped up on goofballs. So just answer honestly. The questions may seem strange, but I assure you, our psychologists will read from your answers everything we need to know. Let's begin...

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