Men, we've all had to make the choice. Which urinal to use? If I pick the wrong one, will I suddenly turn gay? What signals about my confidence in my sexuality am I sending by choosing the one on the right, vs. the one on the left?
This test, of course, is based on the 3rd-grade definition of gayness: being gay has nothing to do with who you choose to date, and everything to do with making a dreaded mistake in the Protocols of Manliness. (The author of this test is, in fact, bisexual, and encourages test-takers to keep a good sense of humor about the whole thing.)
Keep in mind that if you skip a question, it means you chose to hold it. This can prevent inadvertent gayness, but it makes you appear timid and unmanly, and it's very uncomfortable. It's better if answer them all.
So, is your bladder full? Good! Then let's enter the Men's Room of Destiny and discover. . .
Does This Urinal Make Me Gay?
