The do you know how for talk Pidgin to da max Test

1. Wassup and welcome to my "do you know how for talk Pidgin to da max?" Test. If you are not familiar with Hawaii's local culture, then you may not do so well in this test. But I dare you to take it, you see Pidgin in Hawaii evolved as a result of different ethnic groups migrating and settling in these lush tropical islands. So if Pidgin is the common denominator for all these people who consider English as their second language, it shouldn't be that hard right? So c'mon, take the test, I dare you. So nuff talking and geev 'em already. Ho brah, dis gonna be good fun. Garans. So take da kine already.
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3. 1

   Ohana means...

   any relation to da guy who wanna run for President

   family (da kine Lilo & Stitch wen teach me dis)

   baby talk

   hello

4. 2

   Dat was jus one warm-up...humuhumunukunukuapua'a

   fish

   chicken

   Hawaiian version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

   more jibberjobber

5. 3

   Dat luau was da bomb. Planny planny ono kine grinds. Broke da mouth.

   Awesome party. Dancing. Strippers. Umm, oral activities.

   Costume party. Leis. Grass skirts. Hula Dancers. Rapid hip movements causing drooling.

   Awesome party. Great food. And you just put on a few extra pounds.

6. 4

   Knock knock. Who dea? Mema

   I one mahu and proud to be one. Ainokea wat you tink.

   You tink I stupid o wat. I no falling fo dat one.

   Huh, I don't get it. You suck, no you, you suck ;)

   Mema who? Mema who...mema who

7. 5

   A tita is

   A boob!

   A big local girl you don't wanna mess with

8. 6

   Da kine

   A person

   A thing

   A place

   All of da above, depends on da situation o how fo use in one sentence

9. 7

   Eh hu wen cockaroach all da spam musubi?

   Who took all the spam musubi?

   Who is watching the spam musubi,? Some cockroaches were just all over it. Gross

10. 8

    Mahalo means

    Rubbish can

    Thank you

    Welcome

    Good

11. 9

    Oooh you gonna get dirty lickens

    is a good thing, a very good thing

    Oral, um, entertainment hmmmm

    you gonna get a spanking

    All of the above, where do I sign up?

12. 10

    Dis gud fun. Whea da time wen stay go? I bettah get back fo work, bumbye da boss wen catch me.

    Eh, I no do stuff lah dat at work. No can. I not one slacker.

    I one slacker, no shame, an do stuffs lah dat at work all da time

    Ok den if you boss wen catch you, no blame me .

    Yeah, time flies when you're having fun, but get back to work.

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Finished!