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written by ChaosMonkeyB

The Do you fear the chickens Test

  1. I never believed, until i saw the breeding fields, row upon row of -chickens-. All bred for -world domination-. I know what you are thinking, "Why, ohh, why did i take the red pill?" I'll tell you why, NO-ONE says no to free drugs, oooh so pretty... Anyway the chickens are coming, will you be saved or enslaved? Update: Where are my faithful chicken prophets? I need you to educate the world! We are all going to become cutlets, save your toes and load your shotguns... wait, what are you doing with that jacket, stay away. I've got a toothbrush, and if you come any closer, i won't use it ever again. Noooooo, the chickens are coming, the chickens are comin-

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