The Do U Secretly Love Your Friend Test

1. Firstly, let me apologise for using the letter "U" in place of the word "you"; I assure you I wouldn't have lowered myself to such grammatical slaughter if it hadn't been absolutely necessary in order provide this test with accurate nomenclature.

   So, are you secretly in love with your friend? If you are, you probably know it and don't need to take this test. You may only be taking this so you get the "yes" result confirmed from another location outside your own melancholy mind. I will be glad to provide it. I know you'd do the same for me. (Chances are, you are NOT secrectly and hopelessly in love with your friend, so you'll probably give sane answers and get a low score, which is good for you.)

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