We're in Beta (aka: buggy)!

written by trajectory

The Disastrous Date Test

  1. An good date is essentially boring, except for the people involved. The two suitors meet, click, have a great time, and leave, without a single strand of spaghetti gone awry, or a single glass of red wine embarrassingly overturned.

    An interesting date, on the other hand, is like a movie. There is instantly conflict between the characters, unexpected unpleasant twists occur, and circumstances conspire to ensure that there are a series of dreadful challenges to be overcome before success is attained (Hollywood) or both suitors die in poverty and humiliation (arthouse).

    Like any movie, the outcome depends on the protagonist (that's you). How do you react under the terrifying stress of coping with disaster and trying to be hot at the same time? Delve within, and expose your naked, shameful, trembling inner being on the night of your most DISASTROUS DATE.

Next

Rate It and Run

If you don't even want to bother finishing this test, just rate it and we'll take you to our most popular tests.

Create button Create a test

Creating a test is super easy!

Browse button Browse tests

35,427 tests for the taking!

Chocolate: A Love Story

Enter the contest!