The die in a puddle of ur own piss Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my die in a puddle of ur own piss Test. I've heard that angry people die sooner. Josef Stalin lay in his pissed pants for hours before dying after he had a cerebal hemorrhage. Not that he could have been saved but his underlings were too afraid to even see what the problem might be. They hoped he was sleeping. A fitting end for a paranoid tyrant killer. I bet you are angry too. Will you meet a fate like stalin? Let's find out.

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3. 1

   People that you know well in general...

   Love you

   Hate you

   Somewhere in between

   I avoid most of humanity

4. 2

   If you have a heart attack, siezure or became immobilized how long would it be before somone would discover you twitching spasmodically and foaming at the mouth?

   Within a few minutes

   Within a few hours

   Within a few days

   when the smell of my dead body hits the neighbor's living room

5. 3

   Secreting bodily fluids will greatly increase your piss quotient. Do you pee in the bed or are incontinent during the day?

   Yes

   No

   A few accidents, mostly as a kid

   I'm wet right now and recieve deep sexual gratifcation form being so

6. 4

   Anger test. Someone cuts you off on the highway. How do you handle this transgression?

   Just let it go

   Shout a quick obscenity but then forget it

   Hold it in but kick the dog when i get home

   Drive 2 miles past my exit to get even with that mutherfucker

7. 5

   People who are married live longer and seem to be happier. How are your prospects at this point?

   I'm married

   I am dating one person seriously

   I drift aimlessly from relationship to relationship

   I spend hours downloading internet porn and jerking off to sleep

8. 6

   Violence and rage increase your piss quotient. Ever try to seriously hurt someone?

   Of course not

   I've gotten into a scrape or two, mostly as a kid

   I spend hours a day barely repressing my thinly vieled rage through charm and good manners

   I'm going to fucking kill you

9. 7

   How is your physical health right now? Good?

   Generally healthy, no major problems

   Generally healthy, at lest one major medical condition

   Multiple major medical conditions but trying to fight back

   I feel faint right now and i'm bleeding profusely form my mouth and anus, could you call for an ambulance

10. 8

    Do you have any mental instability? Delusional people are likely to die in their on piss just by accident.

    Never been institutionalized, no meds

    Never been institutionalized, some mood stabilizers

    I've had a break down, i take meds and therapy

    I'm telepathic and i'm currently negotiating with the pleiadians and greys for control of the earth's resources

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    Unfortunately some of us have been or are suicidal and will die by our own hand. How would you do it?

    Pill overdose and drift gently into the next world

    I'm a cutter, no piss but lots of red blood

    Gun shot, painless but you drop a load in your pants as you go

    I will kill myself accidently through erotic asyphixiation and will be found gently swaying naked with dried pee stains running down my leg

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    Risk taker? Type A's have fun but some die in their own piss.

    I pretty much stay in a protective cocoon

    I get wild on the weekend to relieve the drudgery of the week

    I mountain climb, bungee jump, etc. and live for the rush

    I will kill myself accidently through erotic asyphixiation and will be found gently swaying naked with dried pee stains running down my leg

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