Welcome to my Did You Steal My Last Beer? Test. I'll be using lots of bollocks to determine your true nature. I'll also be going on past experience of beer stealing cunts to see whether you were the cunt who stole my last beer last night. I was fucking hacked off by it, and I reckon this is the most reliable way of finding the culprit. As long as they're an OkCupid user that is. If it's you, you Rube, you walked right into it. I'm gonna fucking find you. Run and hide arsehole. Or just lie.
Now, the test might not seem like it has much to do with beer. But like I said I'm basing this on YEARS OF EXPERIENCE with beer stealing cunts. Fuck, I AM ONE. I know your game. So, even if it seems obvious which response you think I'm looking for, remember, I might be trying to outwit you. Or this might be a double-bluff. Just answer honestly and we'll get along fine.
Just don't steal my beer. And for male/female responses just reverse some of the gengers (e.g. make "girlfriend" into "boyfriend"). I'm sure you understand. It's not advanced logic.
