The Definitely Accurate Four Question Four-Variable Personality Test

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2. Before you get the impression that I'm smart and know what "phenomenological" means, that picture really has nothing to do with this test - I just thought it looked important. And I like elephants, though I'm not sure what they have to do with human brains. I DID take two college psychology classes, though. If that means anything. Which we all know it doesn't.

    

   But onto the important stuff: This test is designed to give you your Myers-Briggs personality type. Yeah, I know - there's about eight billion and two tests that do exactly this. But how many of them do it in four questions?... my guess is probably a few, actually. But this one is better.

    

   If you know anything about Myers-Briggs, you'll probably have realized by now that all you will be doing is pigeonholing yourself into one of two categories, four times. To me, this makes sense, because while not always true, I tend to assume that most people can decide certain characteristics of themselves without answering 50 questions first.

    

   But now I'm rambling, which is completely negating the quickness of this test. Shit.

Faster!