The Date you/Spank you/Mate you Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Date you/Spank you/Mate you Test. I'll be using a haphazard collection of unintelligent gabble-de-gook to determine if I'd date you, if I'd spank you or if I'd mate with you. Date meaning boyfriend/girlfriend meaning of the word. Spank meaning, well spank, because you're a bad girl. Mate meaning marry and spend the rest of our lives in matrimonial bliss. This test is for adult females. Men can take it but we won't ever date/spank/mate. This test deals with kinky issues. If you're opposed to the lifestyle of BDSM then feel free to skip it. And lighten up.

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