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The "Damn You, Internet!" Test

  1. Have you ever considered yourself to be 'different'? An outsider? A little bit 'Oh God don't touch me, you freak'? We all have and we're here to help.

     

    Now we don't want you to harbour an illusions. We're not here to help. Ignore anything we have said to the contrary. Chances are your here because your a little screwed up. The Internet does that to people. It CHANGES people. And not in the good way.

     

    In case you haven't already realised let us spell it out for you: The Internet broke you. You used to be a caring, compassionate individual. Then the Internet got you. Trapped in a swirling labyrinth of distored male anus and homosexual geriatrics you find yourself screaming for help but no one answers! Well we have.

     

    The point of this test is simple: To find out just how broken you are! Told you it was simple. You may be years into a eAddiction but you aren't beyond help. Maybe. Probably not. We'll see...

     

     

     

    You're SCREWED. Sorry.

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