The Cyberpunk love Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Cyberpunk love Test. This will determine your ability to stay alive and in love in the hard cruel world of Cyberpunk.
2. 1

   Imagine you are a young hip chic who is down with the streetwise skills needed to stay alive. You meet a huge biker dude who is into you but you know he is psycho but you are attracted to him anyway. When it comes down to the moment will you put out knowing that he might take you out?

   Yes: Are you kidding, this dude is making me really horny!

   NO: I'm already planning my escape, I just need to get a can of liquid knuckles!

   Maybe: How hot is he and how horny am I again?

3. 2

   You are dating this really neat chic and she is really really flexible. You can imagine all of the neat positions she will expose you to but you learn that she is not a real human. You know she might kill you but you also know that this weird dude is also looking to "retire" her. Do you continue to date her or do you call he cops on her?

   No: Woah the positions are just too much, I'm going to risk it!

   Yes: She's not a what? Oh my I have to call the police. This is a mater of safety!

   Maybe: Tell me again about how hot and flexible she is?

4. 3

   Are you a groovy knife kind of punk or GUNS GUNS lots and lots of GUNS!

   Knifes: I like to cut pretty, pretty things.

   Guns: Woo wee, they go boom and hurt people!

   Neither: Tell me again how hot she is, no really.

5. 4

   So you meet this really angry chic who loves classic Ani Difranco. She has short sexy cropped hair kind of punky even in this hard Cyberpunk world! She has these robotic legs and well the guns. She really is psycho (are we seeing a theme here) and she will kill you but damn the sex just rocks as long as she don't squeeze too hard! So is this chic friend or foe?

   Friend: The sex rocks I'm thinking with my crotch

   Foe: Well the sex is good but maybe I'll get the first shot off.

   Both: Oh wow, no really they are all hot right?

Finished!