Step up boys and girls, gurls and bois, laddies and gentlewomen, ladies and gents, to take the one and only, the most fantabulous, you have to see it to believe it, you won't believe your eyes, Crooked Dating Game Test. You'll be amazed by my sleight of hand that makes it seem (for a few brief seconds) that this is no ordinary would s/he fuck me test.
Step right up and enter my four-variable ring circus.
(The thing to know is that I wrote this test when in a very bad, feeling sorry for myself kind of mood. Now that I'm back to my chipper, zippity do dah self, I find this amusing. So I'm letting it stand pretty much as is. And it isn't likely that most folks will score very high on a couple of the variable, because some of the questions are more than a little esoteric).
