The Creatively Named Twickenhammer Test

1. Hi! And welcome to The Creatively Named Twickenhammer Test.
2. 1

   Let's start with education. I'm somewhat smart, and at the very least, I need someone who can keep up and won't make me explain everything to her. What's your level of education?

   GED!

   I've dropped out, but am planning to finish one day.

   I'm in (a four year) college or have graduated.

   Post-grad baby! I'm getting my JD, MBA, and PhD all at once!

3. 2

   If all squibbles are flangels, and all flangels are inkbops:

   Mmm...inkbops.

   All inkbops are flangelly squibbles.

   All squibbles are flangelly inkbops.

   S->F; F->I |- S->F&I

4. 3

   I like people who are aware of the world around them, rather than shut up in their own little isolated bubble. How many members of the United Nations can you name?

   0-61

   62-148

   149-192

   193-233

5. 4

   I think empirical testing is very important. What happens if you drop a penny off the Empire State Building?

   It will bury itself a foot into the sidewalk.

   It will severely injure anyone it hurts, maybe even kill them.

   The wind currents will send the penny into the facade of the building across the street.

   Security will get pissed off, but probably not much else.

6. 5

   And of course, this section of the test wouldn't be complete without a brain teaser. There are three doors. Behind one is a million dollars, and behind the other two is nothing (and I know which is which). You pick door number 1. Before opening it though, I open door number 2, revealing that there is nothing behind it. Now, I give you the chance to change from door number 1 to door number 3. Do you switch?

   No. My odds at winning are still 1 in 3.

   It doesn't matter. Either way, my odds at winning are now 1 in 2.

   Absolutely. If I switch my odds at winning are 2 in 3.

   Switch, definitely. I don't know why, but I've heard this before and all I remember is that you always switch doors.

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