The Crazy Politician Test

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2. This is Charles Sumner, a senator who was a fan of beating his political opponents with a cane.  He was a craaaaaazy politician.

   Sadly, he will not be involved with this test.  We're sticking to current pols.  If you're crazy enough, though, one day you might be a raving lunatic like Sumner!

3. "When in the course of human events..."

   "We, the people of the United States..."

   "With malice toward none, with charity for all..."

   No no no.  These words are stirring and all, but they're not nearly as fun as the things that a crazy person would say and do.  And in American politics, there are plenty of loony folks.  Chances are, you share at least a few traits with one of them.  If you don't, we're going to tell you that you do anyway.

   Click on, you paranoid patriots!  You frenzied forefathers!  You loco leaders!  You...okay, you get the point.

With firmness in the right...