The Could You Serve In The SAS Test

1. Welcome to the SAS recruitment office! My name is Major General Too Tired, and I'm the commander of the Special Ass Service. Our mission is, of course, world domination. But unlike other armies, we do not intend to kill people. Our not-so-secret weapon is sex, and we will make use of it until all our enemies surrender. Hoo-ray!

   Please fill out the form in front of you. We will use your answers to determine if you are apt to join the SAS, and which position will suit you best. Military position, I mean.

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