The Could You Satisfy Me Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Could You Satisfy Me Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS.
2. 1

   Which of these types of sex you prefer:

   I dont really like sex

   Romantic and gently

   Hard and dirty, as in porn movies

   Sadistic/Masochistic

3. 2

   What´s your favourite posture while making sex?:

   Missionary

   Doggy Style

   I could have written the Kamasutra

   69! 69! 69!

4. 3

   Do you like to give/receive oral?:

   Yes, I love them both

   I dont like oral, its just disgusting!

   I only like getting sucked, not giving

5. 4

   Do you like group sex?:

   Love it, actually I ONLY have sex in group

   No, I think sex is between two people only

   I never done it, but I´d love to

   Yes, if its just sex, no feelings involved

6. 5

   How long do you spend at fore-play?

   I dedicate a really short time, Im too horny for fore-playing

   I spend a long time fore-playing, its the best part of sex

   I do 50/50

   ...fore what?

7. 6

   Now be honest, whats makes of you a great fuck:

   I fuck like a machine, could fuck for hours

   Im the master of cunnilingus

   Im tender, gently and passionate

   I own my partner

8. 7

   Which of these do you prefer to do?:

   Kissing

   Touching/Caress

   Fucking hard!!!

   All of the above

9. 8

   Any ideal scenario for sex?:

   Anywhere!

   Bed, maybe sofa..

   Public places

   In my luxurious/expensive car

10. 9

    You are:

    A funny guy

    A pimp

    A sensitive guy

    A pure macho

11. 10

    How would you treat your woman? (only in sex):

    As a treasure, TLC

    As a slut, MY slut

    As my teacher/mistress

    As a fighter

Finished!