The Could You Beat The Chavs Test

1. I hope nobody doing this test has ever had to go to South East England, especially Hastings, but if you have, I'm sure you will agree it is literally wall-to-wall chavs. To live their, you need to build up a survival mechanism which does the dual job of preventing the chavs from burning your house down and kicking your pregnant sister in the womb [note: both true examples], while maintaining an air of superiority and disdain around the pikies. I'm sorry if anybody is offended by this test: actually, I'm not, because you are probably a chav and I have no sympathy for you. [Note: I define chavs not really by what they wear, but more how they act towards other, normal people]

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