The Could You Be My Trophy Wife Test

1. This is the Could You Be My Trophy Wife Test... Obviously points will be deducted for lying and we will be monitoring your answers and comparing them to the infinite knowledge we have collected about you on this website. Warning(s): If you are an ugly duckling or other typically socially rejected class of person it is advised that you exit this test now. The results of this test are incredibly accurate and we don't want any hurt feelings. Remember trophy wives are rare and so named for a reason. Many compete for them and few will take one home. The author of this test is a brilliant man with 3 hours of college psychology and 3 empty cases of wine. Just kidding this is a fun test, enjoy it. Moving on...

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