The Could You Be My Partner Test

1. 1

   Finish this statement: I would NOT want to have a relationship with someone who wasn't _______.

   independent.

   attractive.

   intelligent.

   sexually satisfying.

2. 2

   In your opinion, what is the best slang word for women's genitals?

   Slang words for genitals? How uncouth!

   pussy

   cunt

   twat

3. 3

   People who don't drive...

   are fun to laugh at.

   should learn how to drive, no matter what.

   are like me. I don't drive either.

   don't affect me. I don't mind doing the driving.

4. 4

   You are given a $1000 bonus at work. What do you do with the money?

   Spend it all!

   Spend half on stuff I want. Pay bills or save/invest the other half.

   Spend some. Save/invest most of it.

   Donate it to a charity.

5. 5

   Which of these statements best matches your thoughts on gender?

   Men have penises. Women have vaginas. And that's that.

   Chromosomes and hormones dictate gender.

   The concept of gender is too rigid. There is a broad spectrum between male and female.

   I rarely/never think about gender.

6. 6

   Do you have a child/children?

   Yes, and they live with me.

   Yes, but they don't live with me.

   No, I do not have any children.

   I'm not sure!

7. 7

   Do you want to have children? (for those that already have children, SKIP THIS ONE)

   Yes, I think I might want children someday. Not now, but someday.

   No. I know for sure that I don't want to have children.

   Yes, definitely. I love kids and can't picture my life without them.

   I can't have children and I'm ok with that.

8. 8

   How close are you to your immediate family (mother, father, siblings)?

   We are close or very close and often contact each other. My family members "drop by" and/or get-togethers occur often.

   We keep in contact here and there over the phone but I don't see them in person too often.

   We get together for certain holidays.

   I have little to no contact with my family.

9. 9

   Body hair on your partner is...

   acceptable, but not preferred.

   not attractive. Definitely unacceptable.

   natural and wonderful. Totally acceptable.

   my fetish. I seek out furry dates.

10. 10

    Your ideal partner would...

    have a flat chest or pecs.

    have small breasts.

    have medium breasts.

    have large to extra large breasts.

11. 11

    If you are religious, how do you express your faith? (If you are not religious, please skip this.)

    attending religious services, donating to religious charities, and/or doing good deeds for my fellow man.

    Jihad!

    spreading "the word of god" to everyone

    in my own quiet, respectful way (Prayer, meditation, etc.)

12. 12

    Cold weather is...

    brisk and enjoyable. I love crisp cold air.

    not my thing at all. I prefer warm weather.

13. 13

    If I was ranting & crying about something (that has nothing to do with you or "us"), which one of the following would you be most likely to say?

    "Don't over-react."

    "Can I do anything to help?"

    "Wow.. your face gets so red when you cry."

    I wouldn't say anything. I'd just listen.

14. 14

    All women love jewelry, chocolate, and flowers.

    True.

    False.

15. 15

    Do you have piercings below the belt?

    Yes.

    No.

16. 16

    How do you feel about tattoos (on yourself)?

    I love them and I have many!

    I like them and I have one (or a few).

    I would like to get one.

    I don't have any tattoos and don't want any.

17. 17

    How do you feel about pets?

    I could take them or leave them.

    I don't have any, but I would like to have one/some.

    I don't like animals in my house (I have allergies, phobias, etc.)

    I like pets and I have pets.

18. 18

    Kissing is best when...

    it's French kissing.

    it's combined with groping.

    hugging just isn't enough.

    we've had too much to drink.

19. 19

    Do you find blunt honesty to be rude or refreshing?

    Rude

    Refreshing

20. 20

    Look at your fingernails. Which of the following best describes them?

    Dirty and/or in need of trimming.

    Clean and trimmed.

    Perfectly manicured.

    Long acrylic daggers.

21. 21

    Do you like slow dancing in public (parties, weddings, etc.)?

    Yes

    No

22. 22

    Do you smoke on a daily basis? (tobacco products)

    Yes

    No

23. 23

    If someone expresses that they're not interested in you, how do you react?

    I move on.

    I try to convince them that I'm a good catch.

    I tell them that they're too picky.

    I assume that they don't know what they want.

24. 24

    You meet someone who is very thin. What do you think of them?

    That's nasty. They need to eat something! Put some meat on those bones!

    They're too thin for my taste, but to each his/her own.

    I'd probably be very attracted to them and I'd ask them out.

    I would assume they're an anorexic or a crack addict.

25. 25

    You meet someone who is very fat. What do you think of them?

    That's nasty. They need to lose weight!

    They're too heavy for my taste, but to each his/her own.

    I'd probably be very attracted to them and I'd ask them out.

    I would assume they are an overeater and/or lazy.

Finished!