The Could You Be My Lover Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Could You Be My Lover Test. I've been looking forever for someone compatible. Maybe it could be you! Shall we?
2. 1

   Does you thinks im perdy?

   Whoa. She can't speak english.

   Is that a lame Ali G impression?

   Yes.

   No.

3. 2

   I've never had a boyfriend.

   Delicious! Fresh Meat.

   This is going to be a lot of work.

   Doesn't matter.

   Probably 'cause you're ugly!

4. 3

   Okay, what kind of music do you like?

   Yo yo yo, where da rap at?

   I'm a little bit country....

   MTV!

   Rock, rawr...

5. 4

   Are you Sexy?

   I'm Steaming hot, baby.. can't get any better than this!

   I'd consider myself above average.

   I have my moments.

   Im pretty ugly.

6. 5

   How long do you wait to have sex with a girl?

   First Date.

   2-3 dates.

   At least a month.

   Marriage.

7. 6

   Are you bisexual?

   Yes

   No

8. 7

   Is your ideal girl bisexual?

   Yes

   No

   Only when she's drunk with a hot friend.

   Sinner!!

9. 8

   I'm depressed. What do you do to cheer me up?

   Make funny faces at me til I crack up.

   Explain rationally why I should not be sad at this moment.

   Take me out drinking, make me forget about it.

   Just hold me.

10. 9

    Do you like to read?

    I'm constantly devouring literature and/or nonfiction.

    I got the latest Dan Brown/ James Patterson

    Magazines at the dentist's office.

    I prefer TV.

11. 10

    What kind of movies do you like?

    Blood! Guts! Gore! Shoot 'em up! YEAHHH

    Something interesting, make me question reality.

    Something hilarious! I want to pee my pants.

    Girlie girl chick flicks.

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