The Could You Be My Bitch? Test

1. There is absolutely no purpose in this test. By doing this I try to find out what I actually do think is important in a possible bitch, most likely to find out that no questions can substitute the spark of spirits finding each other in the present on this planet.
   
   Please do not be offended by any outcome.
   
   Please note that during this test I is you and you is I.
   
   
2. 1

   What do you think is important for me to recognize you from a former life.

   My looks, you loved to paint me nude.

   My expensive clothing. You said through that ones expression in taste you show erudition.

   My voice. You were blind in a former live, and you loved how I described what I saw.

   Former life? I'm a new soul, this is my first visit here.

3. 2

   How do you see obscene language in an argument, where you do feel I have hurt your feelings.

   I love to use language that is generally known to be human degrading. I understand that you understand and it is just me trying to make clear that I was hurt by the thing you did. All I want is you to hold me and tell me you love me.

   I understand that in our live here, we still are humans with emotions and we have to find out how our different routes changed our way of seeing things. There is therefore no point in using obscene language.

   If I knew you knew you hurt my feelings, I would take on the master role and punish you for being bad.

   I'm not that easily hurt unless you were being a real asshole. I would have revenge at a different time in my own way.

4. 3

   Were you offended by the word bitch in the tests name.

   Yes, you can not use profound language like that.

   At first, but I thought hey why not give it a try.

   No, i would love to be your bitch any time.

   No, having read your profile I completely understand why you used it.

5. 4

   What is your limit of what is funny (you can skip this question).

   Jesus is currently a Muslim faggot who has sucked Sadams cock.

   A man is only a real pedophile, if he kicks in children's chests to tit-fuck them.

   Gaia is aware of all our mistakes and already has given G. W. Bush some really itching hemroids.

   Hickory Dickory Dock, some girl was ......

6. 5

   Looking at the last question do you think that a spiritually person would laugh at some of the answers?

   Yes, but none of them made me laugh.

   Yes, slap me some more.

   No, they are the dumbest lines I seen on

   Let me send you a few of my own.

Finished!