There is a strong possibility that you might not be what you seem. I hate to break it to you, but you might be an Alien. Not that being an alien is necessarily a bad thing, mind you.
So I'm testing your Alienitude (the general alieness of your overall attitude on certain topics,) and your Humanityness (which is how much you are like the human norm stereotype) to figure out if you are human, or, if an alien, what kind of alien you are.
Please remember that this is all in good fun, and if you turn out to be revealed as an alien, please don't blast me with your melt-o-ray, if you're worried about your cover, you shouldnt be taking this test.