The Could u survive in England Test

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2. This test will determine how well u know the true England her slang social gangs and true opinions. Or wether u still fink the English walk round in bola hats wearing a burberry coat smoking a pipe
3. 1

   In english SLANG which of the following do u fink is used 2 describe somebody who is rather ugly

   Erm shes rather fit

   Ergh wat a minger

   Wat a bird

   U look like the back end of a bus ole chap

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5. 2

   This delightful darling above comes under one of Englands many social categaries,With her tracksuits..potty mouth...gold chains which?

   Punk

   Mosher

   Chav

   Skater

6. 3

   Which nation from the following do English dislike the most

   French

   Anyone,racist bunch of barstards

   Scottish

   Americans

7. 4

   What is the most valued thing the English have given to the world

   The launguage English

   Football

   Beer

   Giving the empire back greedy sods

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9. 5

   Which of the following do you think is an essential of English culture

   Football violence bleedin hooligans

   Drinking tea and admiring the queens face on a fiver

   Binge drinking,huh Where am I

   I dont really know a funny lot them English

10. 6

    Englands favourite snack

    Bacon butty with hp sauce

    Mcdonalds,The clowns to scary arrgh

    croissant

    Sausage roll

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12. 7

    Who is the most popular person in England from the following

    Jordan,glamour model and all round brighton girl

    The queen,Shes half German and has a gammy knee

    Lampard plays football for England and Chelsea

    David Blunkett how did he do it when he is blind

13. 8

    A young child shouts at u "Give me ya mobile u wanker or im gonna deck ya u poncey twat!!!!" What did he say

    Give me your hand or I will drop you silly

    Hello,How are you what nice weather

    Give me your cell or I will beat you up you bloody poof

    Children use that launguage what a disgrace

14. 9

    Which of the following brand names is the best

    Ben Sherman

    Nike

    Lonsdale

    Lamberetta

15. 10

    The best English band

    The beatles alright scouse

    Black sabbath ssssssshhhhhhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrooonnn

    The spice girls really really really wana zig a zig ah

    Sex pistols God save the queen and her facist regime

16. 11

    Where are geordies and cockneys from

    Liverpool and Birmingham

    Shropshire and Manchester

    liverpool and London

    Newcastle and London

17. 12

    which of the following is the greatest landmark in England

    The local boozer

    The globe theatre

    Stonehenge

    Buckingham palace

18. 13

    What is the favourite take away food for an English man to accompany good ole carlsberg.

    Chinese

    Tea and scones

    Indian

    Kebab

19. 14

    The greatest English warrior

    Nelson

    Churchill

    Richard the Lionheart

    Monty

20. 15

    Finally HOW DO YOU VIEW THE ENGLISH

    Stuck up bunch of pricks

    Antisocial hooligans

    Better than the French !!!

    Very hard to tell whos what

Finished!