The Could I satisfy you (girls only) Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Could I satisfy you (girls only) Test. I'll be asking question about what you like in men in bed. Some (I mean a lot) of the questions are explicit, so if you think true love waits or are a prude you will most likely be offended. I suggest looking at cute funny cat photo's instead.
2. 1

   Do you like men?

   Yes, I love men

   No, I'm all about the pussy

   Depends on the mood, but occasionly I do like the cock

3. 2

   What sort of build do you like in your men? (Note: if you answered "No, I'm all about the pussy" in the previous question, there's is little point continuing)

   Athletic with muscles, I do/did date the quarterback in highschool

   I like a bit of meat on my bones, if I'm going to fall asleep in your arms after sex I want you to be soft

   Tall and thin, muscles are gross and fat scares me

   I don't really care, if I like you enough it doesn't matter, now take your pants off and lets see my prize!

4. 3

   What do you like inside the skull?

   Dull as a post, they're easier to control that way

   Not an idoit, but nerds have smaller cocks

   I like my man to have a mind

5. 4

   Can glasses be sexy?

   Yes

   No

6. 5

   I didn't want all the questions to be bedroom orientated, but now we move into the bedroom... What do you like your man to be packing length wise?

   <6", the small ones are cute

   6"-8", I like em above average, but not too big

   8"-10", I love a big dick, but too much bigger and it hits my cervix

   >10", I love big cocks, the pain is nothing compared with the joy I get from a huge cock

7. 6

   How about the circumference?

   Below average (<4"), I have a tight pussy and thick ones are painful

   Average (4"-6"), I actually want to feel your cock inside me

   Above average (>6"), rip me apart big boy, I want to scream...

8. 7

   What do you think about flaccid cocks?

   I don't care about it flaccid, so long as it grows to a decent size

   I think tiny cocks are cute

   Bigger than 6", the thought of a big cock flopping around between my mans legs is making me wet...

9. 8

   How would you like me to eat your pussy?

   I wouldn't, the idea gross's me out

   Only during foreplay to get you wet enough for my cock

   All the freakin time, you have to use a crowbar to get my mouth out of your pussy

10. 9

    Alright, so you've got my face out of your beautiful pussy. How long does the sex last?

    Less then 2mins, get off of me, I'm trying to sleep

    About 10 mins, I don't expect a superman

    About 30 mins, I can come plenty of times in 30 mins

    Over an hour, I'd prefer it if you didn't come, I'd ride you all night

11. 10

    When I do come, how is it?

    Just a dribble of sperm, I don't like to clean up

    A little bit of a spurt is nice, but I don't want to be swimming in it

    I love seeing cum shoot out everywhere, the more the better, the further the better, I'm a Peter North fan...

12. 11

    Do I back up? If so how many times?

    No, you've come once, time for bed

    Yes, just once more, my pussy's getting tired

    2-3 times

    >3 times (my record is 7, although I had no sperm left after the 3rd orgasm, the other 4 were still plenty of fun though)

13. 12

    Ok so it's over now, all my cum has been shot all over the place and no matter how hard you suck my limp dick, it's done for the night do we...

    Order a taxi

    Go straight to sleep

    Hold eachother basking in the afterglow of a great sex session and fall asleep in eachothers arms

Finished!