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The Constant Masturbation Test

  1. Hi! And welcome to my Constant Masturbation Test. Your results will tell you if you should start up a local chapter of The First Church of Constant Masturbation, or join up if you've already got one. Answer honestly, only the truly faithful will be welcomed into The Church.

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