The Cockney Rhyming Slang Test

1. Welcome to The Cockney Rhyming slang Test, where I use my some kinda complicated algo-wotsits to figure out whether you know your loaf from your jam roll when it comes to talkin' the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

   For those of you sadly not in the know, here's how the rhyming slang works. For instance, one might call stairs "apples", from "apples and pears" which rhymes with stairs. Simple.

   So in this short li'l test, I give you the slang term, you pick the Standard English meaning. Easy enough, right?

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