The Clue-bat Test

1. This test is to determine whether or not you need a beating with the Clue-bat. It's simple. I ask you some simple questions. I'll do my best to make it unbiased, but, in the end, one of the answers is irrefutably correct. You might not like the answer, but the answer is still either how the world works, what happened, or what's going on. The more points you get, the more you know, and you won't need a beating with the Clue-bat, or the Hammer of Knowledge.

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