The Clichéd Compatibility Test

1. It seems to be the popular notion to construct a "compatibility test," so I thought I may as well. Keep in mind that these variables are all biased towards what is important to me (ie: if you get a low score in the "intelligence" section, it doesn't mean you're a flaming imbecile - you just don't know enough of the things that matter to me) - and also remember that a test can't *really* measure how compatible you'd be with me in real life (not that that's probably a huge concern to anyone). There are a myriad of ways that I could weird out, scare away, and even piss you off.

   This test only measures four variables, as I said - and judging on whether or not you meet the cutoff points for certain variables, you will be lumped into one of sixteen categories at the end of the test. The cutoff points are generally pretty high, too - don't be offended by my pickiness, because, chances are, if you score low, I'm really not going to end up being what you're looking for. And remember - it's only a test, and the test results could be misleading - I had to try to condense the really important things into four categories, which are:

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3. Intelligence: This title is a bit misleading, as I've really no means by which to accurately measure your intelligence. I suppose "knowledge" would have been a more apt description. It's a bit of both. Maybe. And, again, a narrower and very biased type of knowledge.

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5. Creativity: This, again tests some stuff you (ideally) know. The rest is difficult to describe. Ah well. I'm a music/art major - creativity is important to me.

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7. Randomness: I tend to be perceived as rather odd - this section is designed to test your reaction, and to somewhat test your sense of humor, as that is also extremely important to me. If you can't handle sarcasm, LEAVE NOW.

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9. Relationship: I wanted to put "Relationship Aptitude," but there apparently wasn't room. I am serious when it comes to these sorts of things - I'm neither often nor easily in and out of relationships (in especially). I don't fall for just anyone, and few people fall for me in return. I don't do short term dating.

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11. Good luck to ye. Try to answer all the questions you can (though skipping questions will neither harm nor help your final score). And, for God's sake, be honest. Don't answer questions the way you think I would answer them (there is a chance you'll be wrong). If you are insincere, odds are you would enjoy my company even less than I would enjoy yours.

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