The CHICKS WITH ISSUES Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my DO YOU HAVE ISSUES AND ARE YOU RIGHT FOR MIKE AKA EPIPHANY_BFS Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS. I HAVE DELELOPED THIS TEST TO WEED OUT SOME OF THE DISASTERS I HAVE ENCOUNTERED in THE PAST 18 MONTHS OF MY SINGLE LIFE....I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!!!! ((((((((((((UPDATE)))))))))) OK...sorry y'all for not proof reading this test... THIS QUIZ IS FOR FUN TO SHOW THE TYPE OF CRAZY WOMEN I HAVE MET IN THE PAST... DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST TO BE NEGATIVE ABOUT 'ALL' WOMAN....I.E THE RAPE QUESTION...OF COURSE IT IS NOT HER FAULT...BUT IT CHANGES YOU METALLY, AND USUALLY NOT IN A GOOD WAY??
2. 1

   ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?

   Yes

   No

3. 2

   WHERE IS YOU DAD?

   HOME BUT SUCK

   HOME AND IS MY HERO

   SOMEWHERE

   NEVER MEET MY DAD

4. 3

   GROWING UP MY FAMILY...

   LIVED IN A HOUSE WE OWNED

   LIVED IN A HOUSE WE RENTED

   LIVED IN AN APARTMENT MOSTLY

   LIVED IN A CAR FOR SOME TIME

5. 4

   I WAS TOUCHED AS A CHILD

   Yes

   No

6. 5

   YOU WERE PREGNANT IN HIGH SCHOOL?

   Yes

   No

7. 6

   EVER RAPED...OR COURSE NOT YOUR FAULT, BUT PLANTS DEEP SEEDED ISSUES.

   Yes

   No

8. 7

   STDs?? like ones that won't go away!!!!

   Yes

   No

9. 8

   DID YOUR FAMILY EAT DINNER TOGETHER MOST OF NIGHTS GROWING UP

   Yes

   No

10. 9

    EVERY CONVICTED OF DUI

    1

    2

    ZERO

    4+

11. 10

    EVER BEEN ARRESTED FOR A FELONY

    Yes

    No

12. 11

    IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN... DO YOU HAVE CUSTODY OF ALL OF THEM???

    Yes

    No

    no children

13. 12

    HOW MANY TIMES HAS YOUR MOM BEEN MARRIED?

    0

    1

    2

    6+

14. 13

    DO YOU WEAR A WIG

    Yes

    No

15. 14

    CAN YOU ORGASM FROM INTERCOURSE?

    Yes

    No

    SOMETIMES

16. 15

    ARE YOUR CHILDREN OF MIXED RACE....not necessarily bad...but if you have time...we'll talk about this one

    Yes

    No

17. 16

    HAVE YOU PARENT BEEN HEADLINE NEWS ABOUT THEIE OWN MURDER SUICIDE?

    Yes

    No

18. 17

    BONDAGE?

    Yes all i can get

    Yes, a good smack on the butt

    I'd try some light stuff

    no

19. 18

    LOVE & AFFECTION?? AND YOU CAN NOT GET ENOUGH?

    Yes

    No

Finished!