The Cat Psychology Test

1. This test will be all about if you were a cat.  You are not a cat.  Well, OK, you might be a cat.  Some cats do have Internet access.  If you are a cat, take this test in stealth mode.  You know all about that.  If you are not a cat, we will just go on.  Yeah the cats are watching.  I knew that already.  Nothing in the world goes on without the cats seeing it.

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3. 1

   This is Babycat.  What does he want?

   He wants to be petted.  He wants love and attention.  He wants to be admired, kissed, cuddled and loved.  You don't need to be Robert Goddard to get this.

   He is a cat  They don't think.

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5. 2

   This is Barburofelis.  Shake paws?  Uh, maybe not. 

   Gabriel Buenerotti sleeps with one of those things.  I will stay out of that.

    Nice pic.  And EL-T is three times that big? 

   Now let me get this straight.  Your kitty is three times the size of that thing in the pic?  Do  you need me to tell you you are nuts?

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7. 3

   You thnk there are going to be more cats?

   Drakefish, there are gonna be more cats. 

   That was so easy, i am going to give you double credit to pick this answer.  That pic was a multicat?

   Now I think I promised.  So here is the wrong answer.  Do not select this answer, it is wrong.No, do not pick this answer.  It is wrong.

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9. 4

   You just caught her eating the bait.  Think she feels guilty?

   Cats don't do guilt.

   She will learn that you will not let her eat the bait _while you are watching_

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11. 5

    This is a great kitten pic.  I don't know who I stole it from but he is a super photog.  What is this cat saying?

    Drakefish,it's a cat.  you have no idea.

    He is praying to Allah. He is a Moslem cat.This answer is so inane you get double credit if you pick it.

    This is the wrong answer

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13. 6

    Cat in the sun.  Now here we do the fixed game thing.  Pick question 3 and you get 100 points.  Up to now, it has been one point for one right answer.  But dis be southern Louisiana, ay? 

    Phoenix in the sun.

    Some wrong answer.  you want 3, bro.

    This is the right answer.   Pick this and you can brag about it, uh?

14. Here is your chance to go back and fix your answers.  You may have picked something that said this is the wrong answer.  Be assured that on a drakefish test, if it says it is the wrong answer, it is the wrong answer.

     

     

Finished!