The Can you smell what The Cock is cooking Test

1. 1

   ok so how old are you

   im legal

   20 - 30

   30 - 40

   over 40 and and naughty

2. 2

   had a lot of experience

   im well known around a block or two

   no but i make up for it in Enthusiasm

   i know all i need to know

   nope just doing this to see how much i dont know

3. 3

   And looks wise no it dose'nt matter im a pro remember but for argument sake would you say your

   face is hotter

   body is hotter

   cooking with both burners

   going to leave the lights off

4. 4

   oh come on dont be shy, Ill show you mine if you show me yours. now im curious how tall are you

   average

   below average

   above average

5. 5

   and would you say your

   slim, skiny, wafer thin

   thick, fullfigured, curvy, a BBW

6. 6

   tell me your do's and donts (do enjoy it or dont enjoy it)if theres any thing your not sure of just skip the question. Anal?

   Do

   Dont

7. 7

   Giving Oral {remember this is about what you enjoy doing}

   Do

   Dont

8. 8

   receiving oral (cunnilingus)

   Do

   Dont

9. 9

   receiving anallingus

   Yes

   No

10. 10

    giving anallingus

    Yes

    No

11. 11

    role play

    Yes

    No

12. 12

    BDSM (say yes if one or more of its components appeal to you)

    Yes

    No

13. 13

    exhibitionism (doing it in front of an audience)

    Yes

    No

14. 14

    threesomes (girl girl boy or boy boy girl)

    Yes (to both)

    No

    yes (to ggb only)

    yes (to bbg only

15. 15

    Rape play

    Yes

    No

16. 16

    Swinging (wife swaps)

    Yes

    No

17. 17

    naturist (doing it outdoors)

    Yes

    No

18. 18

    Dogging (doing it in public car parks with strangers)

    Yes

    No

19. 19

    SPP(sex in public places)

    Yes

    No

20. 20

    drunk sex (sex while under the influence of any drug or alcohol)

    Yes

    No

21. 21

    ok now i'm interested lets talk sex

    Yes i taught you would never ask

    No im not realy in the mood

    im already wet

    im sorry i started without you

22. 22

    i said talk how often do you want it

    wish your dick was an IV so id never take it out just chang your seed bags when empty

    at least once a day

    a few times a week

    a few times a month or when ever the mood strikes

23. 23

    then you must masturbate right

    wrong i never do that

    want to see my colection of toys

    actualy i just finished my self off and might do it again befor this test is done

    sometimes

24. 24

    And when you wanted it you want it....

    fast and hard daddy make me screem

    nice and slow build me up and then break me down

    any how you want it just take me you sweet chunk of man meat

    yes yes all of the adove i want it all at the same time

25. 25

    can i put it....

    any where you want just fuck me dam it

    im my mouth yes not in the arse not now not ever look at the size of it!

    in my pussy or back in your pants

    away put it a way this was a mistake

26. 26

    so i guess that a no on getting head

    thats right! have you ever tasted sperm or a cock ewww

    let me get on my knees bady im going to suck you dry i want it all down my throat

    will you settle for a HJ ill let you nut on my lips(tits, hair, Stomach, Face

    only if you do me as well

27. 27

    Wow your good so whats you recipe for the ultimate BJ (skip this if you said you wouldn't)chose the one that best describes it

    the ball tickler (lots of foundling and sucking of the testies)

    Deepthroat (fuck my mouth, lots of spit , i want that cum now)

    The stroke ( watch me pump this bad boy on my tongue)

    Savor the flavor (lots of teaseing ill make you so hard you will beg to put it in me)

28. 28

    hows about some tea bagging

    ok I'll go put the keattle on

    rub them in my face

    Wat about your arse can i.....

    wats that lets try it

29. 29

    Ok i'm good and hard like granite whats your position

    doggy fuck me like a bitch

    missionary fuck my pussy

    cow girl im going to make you nut

    cant deside something adventrous

30. 30

    wow you really got me worked up i feel like im going to nut any minute now

    good i want to see your cum face but were not finish yet

    not yet baby im almost there cum with me

    do it i cant cum any more my throat is dry the room is spining is that you grand ma

    what! are you kidding me i taught you said you were a pro you better act like this was the holliday in and stay up in here

31. 31

    so you dear challenge my skill try my 20 positions technique

    but i only know 10 or less

    yes teach me oh great fuck master

    ha i will conter with my 3 holes of doom

    i said cum already i can see the light grand ma

32. 32

    squirt on my cock

    eeewwwww your nasty

    open your mouth bitch swallow my cum

    i dont know how show me i can learn

    what was that i was cumming so loud i didnt hear you

33. 33

    lets take this into the kitchen

    can i bring my toys to

    eeeewww people eat there the living rooms fine

    no to the bathroom im in the mood for some water sports

    dont stop dont you dear stop { guess you like it right here}

34. 34

    talk dirty to me

    fuck my pussy harder harder! say my name fuck me like a bitch

    you like that? mmmm i want that fat cock in my cunt oh your so big

    fuck me daddy fuck me make me cum yea yea right there

    ok mud the floor behind the refrigerator

35. 35

    holly shit i'm going to nut my balls tighten my muscles begin to flinch the pores on my arms raise you can feel my cock twitch inside you. oh shit were do you want it

    you rap your arms and legs around me begging me to cum in you(your on the pill / we want another kid)

    on my face and tits it keeps me looking young

    my mouth i want to suck you dry while i squirt on your leg

    in a rubber

36. 36

    wow what a ride. I dont know about you but im a firm believer every great performance deserves another. Care for an encore?

    i'll be cleaning cum off the walls for weeks let stop here

    yes please as soon as my clit stops jumping

    your already bent over spreading your arse

    zzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzz

Finished!