The can you make a good mug of tea Test

1. Using very little knowledge and just my own opinion, I hope to let you know how I would enjoy the tea you might make for me.
2. 1

   First off, tea bag or tea leaves?

   Bag

   Leaves

3. 2

   Lyons or barry's?

   Lyons

   Barry's

   I said leaves.

   Some sort of flavoured shite, like peppermint or something retarded like that.

4. 3

   Squeeze the bag or let it sit for a while?

   Let it sit.

   Squeeze, HARD.

   FOCK sake, it's not a bag, it's tea leaves.

5. 4

   Choice of milk......

   Full fat

   Semi Skimmed

   Goat's milk

   Breast milk

6. 5

   Sugar?

   Yes

   No

   some form of processed sweetener.

Finished!