The Can I Ride You Home Test

1. Let's see if you would let me "ride you home" in my bumper sticker covered car. 'Cause, you know, if we're going on a date and you're my typical catch I will be picking you up because either A) You don't own a car, B) You own a car but can't afford gas, or C) You're too stoned to drive. The following are quotes from the stickers I have plastered on my car. Choose the reaction that best suits you. And, lucky you, I have selected my 30 favorite and spared you the agony of responding to all 200 of them.

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