The Bush or Quayle Test

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2. Hello, and welcome to the Bush or Quayle Test. I'm going to present a series of quotations (twenty-five in all) on a variety of subjects. All you have to do is identify which quotations were said by Vice President J. Danforth Quayle, and which emanated from the illustrious mouth of President George W. Bush. At the end of the test, I'll tell you what percentage of the quotations you correctly identified. This will tell you absolutely nothing about your personality, your sexual prowess, or your compatibility with that OKCutie you've been stalking, but it will look pretty cool on your test results page to people of a certain political persuasion.

   Thanks to paverlove for the corrections.

   Ready? Let the madness begin!

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