So here's your chance to be one of the few, the proud, the bitter, the obsessed about late at night when I can't sleep... here's the...
Application To Be My Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend
(Granted, boyfriend is a stupid term, but you get a chance to choose another word below.)
I've had enough of being single (I'm honestly not very good at it), and I'm officially looking for Mr. Right.
So, if you're smart, reasonable looking, taller than me (yea so you don't have to be taller than me but close to my height would be nice), single, straight, employed or independently wealthy, between the ages of 25 and 55 (preferably though I've met very mature 18 year olds that I liked and very charming and youthful older men too) , and think I'm a fabulous, groovy chick... fill in my application!
Okay so here we go:
