The Bovarchy Test

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2. Are you fed up with the kakistocracies (n. pl. - rule by the inept) installed in countries throughout the world, from "Turkmenbashi" in Turkmenistan's post-modern take on totalitarianism to Dubya's reactionary and retrogressive policies in America? Do you think the world would be better off it were run by cows? Even if the cows were installed as meaningless ceremonial figureheads like Prince Charles? Should Tibetan yaks be able to freely commute via intercontinental traffic? Is it time for Farmageddon? Find out here whether you deserve your own moo.

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