The Black Heart Turns Me On Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Black Heart Turns Me On Test. I'll be using a list of 100 things that turn on the creative engines at Black Heart Magazine to measure your Black Heart Affinity. How many of these turn you on? Come on, don't be shy - what's in your Black heart?

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4. 1

   Do strong, firm bodies turn you on?

   Yes

   No

5. 2

   Goatees are oh so hot!

   Yes

   Depends-not all goatees are made equal.

   Ugh-No Way

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7. 3

   Is curly hair is a turn-on?

   Yes

   No

8. 4

   Wit is a charming turn-on...

   Yes

   No

9. 5

   Do pronounced veins in the forearms turn you on?

   Yes

   No

10. 6

    Eyes that pierce and stay focused on my eyes - turn-on?

    Without a doubt!

    Uhmm...not really.

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12. 7

    Filthy stories by erotic artists - a real turn-on?

    How could they not be?

    Actually, no.

13. 8

    Re-reading Black heart's own filthy stories? Turn you on?

    For sure-that's why I read!

    No

14. 9

    Men and women in uniform turn you on?

    Where's the closest cop???

    Authority's not that hot.

15. 10

    A pen in hand and a cup of coffee next to a notepad - Turn-on or not?

    Yes, indeed.

    Nah, too much thinking for my libido.

16. 11

    A wink and a smile?

    Yeah, it's a very tender turn-on.

    Doesn't quite flip the switch.

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18. 12

    Tongues lightly gliding across flesh?

    Tongue on flesh? I can't even think I'm so turned on!

    Nope

19. 13

    Are hugs a turn on?

    Yes, I can think of no better way to warm up.

    A hug? I can hug my parents.

20. 14

    Do hard cocks straining against fabric turn you on?

    Is that even a question?

    No

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