The Big Fat Racist Test

1. Welcome to the Big Fat Racist Test! This is actually more of a test to tell you how well you know your stereotypes, and has nothing to do with hating other peoples or cultures. It's simply a test of your knowledge of how well you know how to hate other people and cultures.
   For example, do you know what a porch monkey is? How bout a Mick? You'll also find cool math problems such as "If Tony is going 80 miles an hour and traveling east, while Paulie is going 60 miles an hour and traveling west, approximately how many dead bodies are in their trunks?"
   Etc.
   Enjoy - You racist bastard.

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