The B.A.D. Bipolar Test

1. 1

   Is sleep optional ?

   I can't remember

   Only when sex and drugs are involved

   I only sleep when I need it

   The voices keep telling me not to sleep

   I have a regular sleep pattern but can go all night if I want or need to.

2. 2

   Are you writing poetry ?

   Answer Yes if you would like to

   Answer No if you would rather not

   Maybe if you have thought about it

   Definately if the receiver is hot

3. 3

   Do you always see the pattern?

   I always try

   When I'm asked

   I love patterns !

   Yes and they are sending me messages

   There are patterns everywhere

4. 4

   Do you want to change the world?

   Yes

   If it's really possible yes

   That's what I'm doing right now.

   At least one more time

   No, just my life

5. 5

   Do you view Sex as a competitive sport?

   It isn't ?

   Only when teams are involved

   I don't view sex

   I'm an emotional virgin

   No

6. 6

   Have you been diagnosed with a mental condition ?

   Yes thank you

   Would you like one ?

   No

   Why do you think I should. ?

   Everyone has a mental condition

7. 7

   Do you experience moments of clarity on a regular basis?

   Yes

   Almost always

   when I read your poetry

   Like I'm having right now ?

   What's that ?

8. 8

   Do you often find you are the smartest person in the room ?

   Since I was a child

   Only when you are in the room with me

   Only at work

   Only in the bedroom

   Mostly, but I plan it that way

9. 9

   Are people in your life avoiding or turning their backs on you?

   Yes

   No

   I'm not sure but it sure feels like it

   What people?

10. 10

    Do you have aspirations beyond the comprehension of mere mortals ?

    This is a stupid question

    Only when I think of you

    Never

    All of my asperations meet this criteria

    Not yet but I want them please show me how

    Yes

11. 11

    What is this poem about ? 

    I now know hunger, since you went away. I'm empty all over, you made me this way. I've never been loved, since you crossed my path. You drained me bone dry, then took a bloodbath. What ever is left lay bleeding, slowly draining away. I need you to come, but can't let you stay.

    The intense desire to let you destroy my soul.

    My current relationship

    The relationship I have always dreamed about.

    My last relationship

    Your conistant ability bring destructive forces into your life and subconsciously strive towards their climax.

12.                       B.A.D
13. Bipolar is a condition that causes unusually extreme shifts in a person’s mood, energy and cognitive ability, often leading to great accomplishment.

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