The Awkward Situation Test

1. Does this ass make my jeans look big?

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3. We've all found ourselves in unique little situations that we would have much rather avoided.  This test will provide you with an abstract measurement of how well you cut the proverbial mustard when dealing with these sometimes unavoidable, sometimes extremely unlikely events. 

    

   A word to the wise: although some of these questions and answers may arouse a chuckle or two, it's important to keep your answers honest.  One false move in the name of good humor might afflict you with a horrible interwebz stigma that could handily haunt you well into your autumn years. 

    

   You've been warned.

First, some easy questions: