The Avarice Test

1. 

2. Ever wonder if you come off as maybe a little more selfish than the next guy?  Or perhaps you really couldn't care less what other people think about you.  The fact of the matter is, your actions and generosity (or lack thereof...ahem) do affect those around you, be they friends, family, or coworkers. Nobody, not even a  self-absorbed, pompous ass, wants to go about life all alone right?  Abandoned by the people that matter most?  This test will measure how likely it is that your loved ones will abandon you due to your greediness.  Enjoy!

It shall all be MINE!