The Aspiration Test

1. Long ago, I came to the realization that the only things worth attaining are things that we already have and are unattainable in spite of this. To aspire for these things is absurd since you already have them and can not get them. To aspire for anything else is no less absurd since these things are infinitely more precious. Hence, this test can only be a waste of time since it only seeks to measure your preferred absurdity, which at least to me seems inherently absurd. More-so since I don't really care about your answers and don't feel especially qualified to judge you. In fact, truth be known, I'm just making this exam up as a free-writing exercise as I go through the process. So there will probably be flaws and inconsistencies to my logic. On the other hand, maybe just taking this test will teach you something interesting about yourself. Or waste a few otherwise boring minutes of your life...

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