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The Artificial Cattle Insemination Test

  1. Howdy y'all! Any of you who have taken my other tests know that I just ain't right. I think this is my most fucked up piece of shit yet. My tasteless sense of humor knows no bounds. Enjoy! Oh, I was going to call this "The Artificial Livestock Insemination Test", but that had too many characters. So, yes, I'm aware that sheep and goats and such are not cattle, keep your corrections to yourselves.

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